This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.
if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to
when u starin at your crush and they catch u
im just filled with hate and useless facts
looking for a boy taller than 5’8 who will take me to parties and punch other boys for me
"i’m a math major in college"
"wanna try out a problem from my textbook?"