my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”
Cute things to call your girlfriend
food will never break my heart
sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom
every breath you take
i’ll be watching you