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iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”


  • drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
  • me: bye i love you

bandom-pride:

Cute things to call your girlfriend

1: honey
2: sweetie
3: sugar
4: we’re
5: going
6: down
7: swinging



unpopuler:

food will never break my heart


queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet


overtextposts:

koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

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DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom



  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

lordoftheinternet:

every breath you take

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i’ll be watching you